Can Somebody Please Check…

Can someone in this world please check if Egypt will sell you North and South Sinai, Israel? Please?

Here’s the deal:

A cash offer of 11 trillion dollars – [$100,000.00 for every person in the country of Egypt… maybe they won’t kill you Sisi if you can somehow give the money to each of them.*]

Everyone presently living in North and South Sinai are automatic citizens, free and equal. Property rights are respected.

Offer each Gazan the opportunity to be a citizen of the new country of Sinai, free and equal.

*About the money to each person in Egypt. Many people there are poor and certainly everyone could use an extra $100,000! Maybe not hand it to them, but help set yourselves up for the economic boom to come with it. You will help build the new country of Sinai. You’ll have seed money. You will all make a fortune, turn the desert green, and be so proud.

As far as where to get the money? Pass the Hat >